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mrs-homicide:

baby-wonderlander:

caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.


My love …

do not DO NOT FUCK WITH PEOPLE WHO HAVE HEADACHES.

sleepysleepypretty:

having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

(Source: we-unhallowed, via foreverrad)

toxined:

heythereuniverse:

Butterfly scales | Jo Angell Design
Coloured Scanning Electron Micrograph (SEM) of scales from the wing of a peacock butterfly, Inachis io. These scales have an intricate design and overlap like the tiles on the roof of a building. They allow heat and light to enter, and also insulate the insect. They may also be highly coloured. The metallic appearance of the scales is due to ridges along their length. 

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hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

(via this--too--shall--pass)

Keep your relationship private without keeping your partner a secret. There’s a difference between privacy and secrecy. Unknown (via wreckedsailboats)

(Source: uknwnking, via this--too--shall--pass)

thebitchiam:

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Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]

This warms my heart
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